Trailer Park Boys - Liquor And Whores lyrics

Liquor and who*es Liquor and who*es Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney I Liquor and who*es I went down Drinkin' at the Legion I met a girl she was nice She was pretty and pleasing She said "Hey boy We should do some marrying" I said sure but before we do There's something that you should know I like Liquor and who*es Liquor and who*es Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney Liquor and who*es... Then one night down at the legion She walked in, I was drunk on gin Dancin with a lady friend She said hey boy, You'd better fly the f** home I said no cause five little words I coulda Swore I said to you I like Liquor and who*es Liquor and who*es Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney Liquor and who*es...