Trailer Choir - Rockin' The Beer Gut lyrics

Well, there were thirteen kids at the mall today just to meet Santa And one little boy jumped up and yelled, "I gotta question to ask ya Santa, are you rockin' the beer gut like my daddy is?" And without a pause, he said, "Let me tell you something young man, about Santa Claus" This really ain't from drinking beer, there's a lot of love inside of here So I guess that you could say I'm rockin' the cheer gut 'Cause I love the way your cookies taste Rockin' the cheer gut There's a shot of milk with every bite I take Rockin' the cheer gut I'm the jolly man full of love and joy I've rolled around the world before all the kids wake up Rockin' the cheer gut Now Mrs. Claus goes on and on about me and my weight and how I should be lookin' I'm not really sure about what I can do with all of her home-cookin' She says she worries all night long I'm gonna end up stuck in a chimney When I put away the sled this year, I've got a date with PX90 I know my belly gets a little wide every year around Christmas time So I guess that you could say I'm rockin' the cheer gut 'Cause I love the way your cookies taste Rockin' the cheer gut There's a shot of milk with every bite I take Rockin' the cheer gut I'm the jolly man full of love and joy I've rolled around the world before all the kids wake up Rockin' the cheer gut This really ain't from drinking beer, there's a lot of love inside of here So I guess that you could say I'm rockin' the cheer gut 'Cause I love the way your cookies taste Rockin' the cheer gut There's a shot of milk with every bite I take Rockin' the cheer gut I'm the jolly man full of love and joy I've rolled around the world before all the kids wake up Rockin' the cheer gut