Today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan Turn the tv on throw my hand in my pants Nobody's gon' tell me I can't I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie Cuz in my castle I'm the freakin' man Oooh yes I said it, I said it, I said it cuz I can Today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything Nothing at all, woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh... Nothing at all, woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh... Tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x Meet a real nice girl have some really nice s** And she's gonna scream out this is great (Oh my god, this is great) yeeeah! I might mess around and get my college degree I bet my old man will be so proud of me But sorry pops you'll just have to wait Oooh yes I said it, I said it, I said it cuz I can Today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything No I ain't gonna comb my hair Cuz I ain't goin' anywhere No no no no no no no no no no... I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaah... Oh... today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything Nothing at all, woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh... Nothing at all, woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh... Nothing at all, woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh