Tracie Thoms - Welcome to Falsettoland lyrics

MENDEL h*mos**uals Women with children Short insomniacs And a teeny tiny band Come, right in The welcome mat is on the floor Let's, begin This story needs an ending h*mos**ual Father with children One bar mitzfah that Is scrupulously planned ALL Lover's come and lover's go Lover's fight and sing fortissimo Give these handsome boys a hand Welcome to Falsettoland TRINA AND WHIZZER Nancy Reagan Meanest and thinnest of the first Ladies Moves into the White House MARVIN, JASON, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA Ya-bah-dah-bah WHIZZER AND TRINA It's the '80s MARVIN, JASON, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA Ya-bah-dah-bah WHIZZER AND TRINA Groovy '80s MARVIN, JASON, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA Ya-bah-dah-bah WHIZZER AND TRINA What a world we live MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON March, march, march of the Falsettos March of the Falsettos TRINA, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA What a world we live in MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON Who is man enough to march in March of the Falsettos CHARLOTTE AND CORDELIA Spiky lesbians DR. CHARLOTTE Women internists CORDELIA Shiksa caterer TRINA, CORDELIA, AND CHARLOTTE Who is trying to expand ALL Everybody on his mark TRINA, CORDELIA, AND CHARLOTTE Congregate at Central Park MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON Pretty boys are in demand ALL Welcome to Falsettoland Whee! Whoo! What a world we live in! Whee Whoo! What a world we live in! Wha--? MARVIN It's about time, don't ya think? It's about time to grow up, don't ya think? It's about time to grow up and face the music It's about time Since we last spoke Two years are waning I'll try explaining Just what you've missed We called a truce And fitfully we coexist I'm still loose She's still with the psychiatrist So I don't have a psychiatrist Except on the Jewish holidays But I still have my son on the weekends Hey, just on the weekends And some very good friends But I don't have a lover anymore Oh my God When am I gonna get over this When am I gonna get over this When am I gonna get over this WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA h*mos**uals TRINA AND JASON Women with children ALL Ex-Ex Lovers MENDEL And a teeny tiny band ALL Welcome to Falsettoland CORDELIA Shiksa caterers CORDELIA AND MENDEL Short insomniacs CORDELIA, MENDEL, AND JASON Hypochondriacs ALL Yiddish Americans Spiky families Radiologists Intellectuals Nervous wrecks! AH! Welcome to Falsettoland MARVIN It's about time, don't ya think It's about time to grow up, don't ya think It's about time to grow up and face the music It's about time One day I'd like to be As mature as my son, who's twelve and a half And this tall! That's all I'd like to be It's about growing up, getting older, living on a lover's shoulder Learning love is not a crime It's about time It's about time It's about time It's about-