Tracey Curtis - The Vegan Police lyrics

Mr Right went shopping on one Wednesday afternoon He had his Save the Ozone "T" shirt on He wore it proudly as he filled his bags With soya milk and friendly soap And wore his smug smile in the shopping queue Mr Right went home that night aboard his lead-free car The one with Save the Dolphins stickers on And as he put away his shopping he made a cup of tea Smiled happily he didn't think that anyone had seen But watch out it's the vegan police And we don't want any fuss We saw what you put in your basket today And you're going to have to come with us, sir You're going to have to come with us Mr Right put up no fight the pacifist he is He just sat down and let them search his house And in the kitchen they pulled out drawers And emptied out the cupboards they discovered Honey in his cereal Watch out it's the vegan police And we don't want any fuss We saw what you put in your basket today And you're going to have to come with us, sir You're going to have to come with us Mr Right whose true identity we sharn't reveal Has learned a useful lesson from this day And when he goes to town he shops around And double checks his contents and I think his righteous smile has gone away Watch out it's the vegan police And we don't want any fuss We saw what you put in your basket today And you're going to have to come with us You're going to have to come with us Watch out it's the vegan police And we don't want any fuss We saw what you put in your basket today And you're going to have to come with us, sir You're going to have to come with us, sir You're going to have to come with us