There's a stack of pizza boxes And cigarette stuffed beer bottles up on my TV But it's better than I thought it'd be There's a pile of dirty laundry Where I got the clothes I got on me And they're almost clean It's better than I thought it'd be [Chorus] I toss and turn half the night But the other half I sleep alright I eat enough to soak up what I drink I'm still lonesome I'm still blue And I'm still all tore up over you But it's better than I thought it'd be You pretended not to know me When you saw me at the grocery Unexpectedly But it was better than I thought it'd be And with every day that pa**es My love ain't as everlastin' As it used to seem Yeah it's better than I thought it'd be [Chorus: x2] Yeah baby it's better than I thought it'd be Better than I thought it'd be Oh it's getting better Yeah I like cold pizza You know what else is better than I thought it'd be? Your sister Ha ha ha!