​tpk - Typecasting Inc. (Skit) lyrics

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​tpk - Typecasting Inc. (Skit) lyrics

[Skit] *Welcome to World Casting Incorporated.* *Here we will provide your role based on certain attributes that you provide us with...* *The process is harmless and will only take like a few minutes to complete.* *Please, have a seat.* Well thank you, I can't wait to be casted in some sort of important role So how am I doing right now... *Well you seem a bit forced...* Forced? *Your posture seems a bit stiff...* Stiff? *Your skin color is white...* White? What the? *And your dress code is awkward.* I love this sh**! *I don't know how to describe you, and your music is like...* You never even listened to my music! *Really, Really Terrible...* *I guess I have to cast you in the position of; a failure* Oh come on! I work so hard to get a good role *Well this was the role you were provided with based on certain attributes that you provided* *If you disagree with this decision, please go to a different casting agency* Different casting agency? They gave me the same role like 20 times man, can't you give me a different role? *I'm sorry, this is the role you are provided with. You cannot disagree, nor can you escape your fate.* *If you dare escape your fate you will be punished by d**h.* d**h? What the f** is this sh**, I'm out of here... f** you and your typecasting bullsh**, I'm a motherf**ing rapper... I'm going to prove to people that I'm not a failure... I'm a motherf**ing rapper man... I can do this! f** all you people, I can do this! I don't need you... I don't need your casting agency I can do this myself... Peace!