Toy Dolls - Lester Fiddled The Tax Man lyrics

Yeahhhhhh: Under Under Starters Under Starters orders & there off Tallyho! 4-1 3-1 2-1 The bettin's on, LESTER NICKS OFF TO RIO He got more, got more than he bargained for, Lester's accountant was a daft clot He's upset, upset, that's what you get, he made a mockery of Ascot Ascot Ascot [Chorus:] Lester, Lester, a fiddliddliddling jester LESTER'S BEEN BANGED UP WITH ALL THE OTHER CCCCCROOKS Lester, Lester, tried to trick the tax inspector COZ LESTER CONNED THE TAX & FIDDLED HIS BOOKS. He's a nutcase, nutcase, crackpot nutcase, he put his job in jeopardy Now he won't be, won't be, won't be, won't be RACING AGAIN AT AINTREE He'll get away, get away, get away, get away, he must o' been livin' in dreamland Now he's never on, never on, never on, never on... World of Sport or Grandstand Grandstand Grandstand. [Chorus]... [Guitar Bit] He laughs, he laughs, he sn******gs & laughs, when he thinks of the money he earns But he got knicked, got nicked , got nicked, WHEN HE SENT HIS TAX RETURNS Grinning, grinning, always winning, he never thought he would be poor Now he's locked up, locked up, locked up, locked up, Doing time in... Dartmoor, Dartmoor, Dartmoor. [Chorus]