Toy Dolls - Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell? lyrics

Ran over by a bus up the high street Dougy only feels a tickle in his feet the driver shouts Oi! are you alright but Dougy's on his way Dougy then has a little mishap when a geezer comes along and gives him a slap, Dougy said it's wise that you apologize or else you'll face D D D Dougy [Chorus:] Beware, beware, beware, beware, never never mess with Dougy Bell beware beware beware beware never never mess with him D you, d you, d you, do you wanna be like Dougy or d you, d you, d you, d you wanna be like me I wanna wanna wanna be like Dougy. Dougy's getting sick of burglaries he's changed all the locks and he's bought new keys he's gonna get the robber no matter what it takes he's gonna die Dougy sits waiting with a hammer on his bed some dirty rougues gonna get a sore head fifteen vilains or maybe even more ran when they saw D D D Dougy [Chorus] Dougy's in the back room playing pool he's lost five quid but he keeps his cool Dougy is a winner he'll not be beat so the game goes on. Half an hour later when the poolroom's in a wreck the opposition tries to stick something down his neck, He began the cry cause he was gonna die Cause he fooled with D D D Dougy [Chorus]