Toy Dolls - A Bunch O' Fairies lyrics

Kick his head, smash his face & do a bunk with his brief case Shoplifting for a lark, walk on the gra** in the park In the restaurant loads o' nosh, stuff yer face & leave no dosh We are skint but we're alright, a different burglary each night No little blue light, there's not a copper in sight no more.. You can commit any crime you please You won't get nicked in sunderland, the coppers are softies They hide when there's a thief or rogue at large When they get hit they run & tell the sarge... a bunch o' fairies Rob a bank, get some bread or be a pickpocket instead A torch a swag bag with a crow bar, gettaway in a stolen car Break in to the town hall, spray graffiti on the wall If you're drunk and disorderly, then Sunderland's the place to be You won't get me, down werside contabulary You can commit any crime you please You won't get nicked in sunderland, the coppers are softies They hide when there's a thief or rogue at large When they get hit they run & tell the sarge... a bunch o' fairies Run Buck naked in the street, there ain't a bobby on the beat Raid the local j**elery store, no one to stop you break the law The bobby's get sore, but there's no constables round here no more You can commit any crime you please You won't get nicked in sunderland, the coppers are softies They hide when there's a thief or rogue at large When they get hit they run & tell the sarge... a bunch o' fairies