[Words and Music by Ted Kirkpatrick] Unavoidable laryngectomy Summon the E.N.T. M.D. Is this the end for me? Install the Western Electric number 5000 Creach modification Nicotine addiction, larnyx benediction Learn a whole new way to speak Physic's law number two Every action that you do Has a strong and binding force Set in motion human course Your rainbow and the pot of gold The dreams that you had grow cold Your mistake burdens you a hundred fold God knows our hearts are weak But we must learn to think before we speak And consider the damage that we wreak By choosing a foolish road to seek