Sitting in my flat Late like every night I'm all on my own And the televisions sh**e So it's full speed ahead To the video rack The urge starts to grow I'm a hardcore p**n maniac I'm a hardcore p**n maniac Tribute to Traci The selection is made I pick some Traci Lords That's my own remedy For my dirty thoughts Whether she's on front Or either on her back Doesn't matter to me I'm a hardcore p**n maniac I'm a hardcore p**n maniac Tribute to Traci Oh, the feeling comes I can't keep control My legs go like jelly And my head starts to roll My beloved right hand Goes forth and back p**n addiction takes its toll I'm a hardcore p**n maniac I'm a hardcore p**n maniac There's just no turning back I'm a hardcore p**n maniac