Too $hort (too Short) - 2 b**hes lyrics

Hook: Pimp n***as don't pay a dime, I'm f**in 2 b**hes at the same time Then I hit the studio and I write a rhyme, I Call it "Tramp Hoes Aint Hard to Find" Verse 1: I took 2 b**hes to a hotel I told em both "you know I won't tell" b**h, curiosity k**ed the cat you gotta lick the clit while I hit it from the back Don't be stingy girl, lick my balls too You was talkin big sh** when I called you You said you never f**ed another girl before And you wanted me to help you so b**h, I took you down to the strip club I told you "look around, who you wanna f**?" You picked thick chocolate, big booty, big tits I told her she could have you, and this dick She got so excited she got off work early Jumped in the back and started lickin on my girlie I couldn't get home fast enough Now its time to f** Hook Verse 2: When we got to my room she started actin nervous Sat down and said "lets order room service" I said "b**h, what are ya smokin? A big fat dick comin from East Oakland" I stuck it in her mouth she started moanin I said "hang up, get off my telephone, b**h" I put the game down immediately I'm a vet from the town started freakin them freaks And once they started, they couldn't stop I f** em for awhile then I kick back and watch Two b**hes at the same time And neither one of these hoes is mine I don't give a f** I'm a player I been doin this for years, I got b**hes everywhere You think I'm payin hoes? You got the game distorted You a trick, mad cause you can't afford it Hook Verse 3: Them b**hes kissed 20 minutes straight non-stop Strip girl on the bottom, lil momma on top It was beautiful, you know what happened next Spent 20 more minutes lickin each others breasts Two titty s**in hoes, navels and toes b**h rolled her on her stomach, licked her a**hole I was smokin on a fat one, layin in the cut After seein this sh**, I aint wanna f** I wanna see how long they can keep goin I don't know, I fell asleep on 'em When I woke up I was gettin my dick s**ed These hoes horny as f**, they can't get enough I was f**in them s*uts till the sun came up Nut in both their mouths, you ever done that stuff? Dog baby, this sh** aint really nuthin to me You better handcuff your ho or I'll be f**in your freak, n***a Hook Sing it, pimp n***as don't pay a dime I'm f**in 2 b**hes at the same time, f**in 2 b**hes at the same time Let em know pimp n***as dont pay a dime, b**h Hit the studio and write a rhyme These tramps aint hard to find n***a b**h 2 b**hes 2 of em