Too $hort (too Short) - Wild Wild West lyrics

[$hort] Once upon a time there lived a man In a place that's known as East Oakland He can rap to the beat like all the rest So rough hanging tough in the wild wild west With his gangsta waves and gangsta hoods He made friends with dealers and crooks And when the party was on you knew he had come It is like Gladis Knight and its five oh ones Walking right up to the dj man And give another emcee's rap Cuz they knew about him and his gangsta rap The fact they just couldn't manage that He was known around to be the best So rough hanging tough in the wild wild west In a land where whips will watch the car Tell you everything and they still want more Where live is only give and take In a land where the strong control the fake He was known around for all the time Everybody went wild when he said his rhyme Said his manly man would come out With his gangsta ride his turn back side Out like Jessie Jackson in a land Where game that controls the lane Yes the wild wild west that's the place s**ers take a bite and don't even taste The California lifestyle that I live When the sun rolls out every chance it get The wild wild west that's where you see Emcee rappers make you look like weak Cuz you would never hang in the wild wild west Without your six-shooter and your bulletproof vest You can get down but I don't know where You come out here you better act scare Cuz we don't play don't come my way When you sudden didn't fight you will say Front me cuz you'll front yourself I'll leave you standing there mad as hell You can rap your best that's what you do You just can't hang and you know its true Like a homeboy said its one two three West coast raps straight to the beat You got have a lot of game to spit that rap I wanna put a little game to her just like that Too $hort I thought you knew You can't count three and then skip two It just won't work but you might try To front a emcee from seventy five Girls G.I.R.L.S. so fresh Emcee rap through the wild wild west Making you look weak cuz we don't play All you s**er emcee's do you hear me say Front me... front me... Once upon a time there lived a man In a place that's known as East Oakland He can rap to the beat like all the rest So rough hanging tough in the wild wild west With his non-stop rapping and his west coast style He had the whole damn party just going wild Singing rhymes all time back to back Turning every party out with the west coast rap That's when the s**er emcee all came to be Nothing but everyday s**er emcee's They were all his friends all his fans Walk right up and shake his hand And you always knew everytime s**er emcee's wish they could rhyme Just like pimp but what's the fact The fact they just couldn't hang with that They were all frustrated all rapped out Didn't even know what to rap about Homeboys do you agree And not worth kicking like a s**er emcee Cuz much talk fresh and all them mad s**er emcee's couldn't make him mad With a rap like his a rap like that There never was time for a s**er to rap The s**er emcee would just wait his turn s**er emcee's don't wanted to get burned What emcee do you play He had the s**er emcee's all running away Didn't want none you couldn't bring them back They never could deal with a real big mack One emcee was the best So rough hanging tough in the wild wild west There was one emcee who knew the tip And the s**er emcees don't even trip So tell it to the world it's not too wise To front an emcee from seventy five Girls G.I.R.L.S. so fresh Emcee rap through the wild wild west Making you look weak cuz we don't play s**er emcee's do you hear me say Front me... front me... Once upon a time there lived a man In a place that's known as East Oakland He can rap to the beat like all the rest So rough hanging tough in the wild wild west Just a true emcee didn't cash the checks Singing that's like this or rated X Hanging like a champ with a heavy weight rap No emcee could rock like that To a point that paid again and again Saying wouldn't stop till he got a benz I never thought about it till the other day He had top drop rolling away In a eighty five or eighty six Said he got paid cuz he raps like this You could see it in his eyes he was seeing stars Choosing folks and caviars Just checking out the girls walking down the street In the wild wild west that's where you see The freshest emcees you will say is soft From seventy five girl so raw Like silky see and hollywood They come so fresh cuz you know they could Like sir Too $hort when I'm on the mic West coast rappers rap all damn night So watch how you talk in the wild wild west East coast rappers make us look fresh With the "say ho and everybody scream" East coast rappers make all the green With a New York rap and a New York slang Not too many could spit that game Now the time has come and I'll tell it right About a rapper like me who will rock the mic I'm trying to wake you up on the western coast Were giving you more than just the locs Its everything you could never have Took and spent your money to buy my rap The wild wild west that's what its called About the west coast rappers that stand so tall The freshest emcees you'll say you saw From seventy five girl so raw Wild wild west