Too $hort (too Short) - Short Short lyrics

Short Short Short Dog you so cold Youze a player from coast to coast Short Dog let 'em know Still spitting that game and macking hoes Short Short Dog you so cold Youze a player from coast to coast Short Dog let 'em know Still spitting that game cadillac on??? I heard short dog settled down and tied the knot you think I'm dreaming you think I fade 'em all and lied a lot My real friends know I always try to find me a woman but everywhere I go b**hes try to slide me something now listen up, I try to make it quick I tell you about my greatest hits my latest flick, was a p**no cuz I reached that level I fulfilled all my fantasies I pa**ed several.. beautiful women im a thrill seeker, a pro player my speciality is ex cheerleaders dancers, gymnasts, and ballerinas they all hot like some halapenos if I released the names and pictures of all the b**hes drop everything you doing and call the missus she was young when she met me so don't hate her im an entertainer and a master manipulator Short Dog let them know [What?] Just how the game really goes [Its Pimping] I don't think they know [She know] The game is still not told [Well tell her] Short Dog you so cold Youze a player from coast to coast Short Dog let 'em know Still spitting that game and macking hoes Short Dog you so cold Youze a player from coast to coast Short Dog let 'em know Still spitting that game cadillac on??? Now would it make you maad? Knowing Too Short had wine and laughs candle-lit bubble baths I hit that a** way before you knew your b**h shes kinda fast I still wanna do your b**h take a chance, sit down and have a seat you know the saying 'dont bring your girl round me' did you think my greatest hits was gonna be some songs? Nope, just some stories about a bunch of thongs fo sho shes the type that you haad to marry you walked in the room and said Halle Berry Thats what she looked like so I put my thing up in her, rolled over and said good night when I woke up in the morning, she looked the same so I did the same thing to her, hooked her mayn I hit her two best friends first thats what I did she heard I was good in bed thats what they said Short Dog let them know [What?] Just how the game really goes [They Know] I don't think they know [They better] The game is still not told [its game baby] Short Dog you so cold Youze a player from coast to coast Short Dog let 'em know Still spitting that game and macking hoes Short Dog you so cold Youze a player from coast to coast Short Dog let 'em know Still spitting that game cadillac on??? From 14-41, 4'11-6 feet Lil mama was a big freak The 6 footer had her time with me I got some supermodel head on miami beach Then I fingerf**ed the woman on the plane next to me when it landed, the flight attendant had s** with me and they ask 'is it the pimp in you?' I hit reporters morning after interviews checking in, lil cutie at the front desk all in my face, lookin like she wants this later on, she asks me to play her a song getting nasty in my room with her uniform on I been with roommates, sisters, EVEN twins next door neighbours??? and best friends I got pa**ed around the crew, WILLINGLY until this very day they all feeling me Short Dog let them know [Know what?] Just how the game really goes [Tell them] I don't think they know [They know] The game is still not told [beeeeeeyatch] Short Dog you so cold Youze a player from coast to coast Short Dog let 'em know Still spitting that game and macking hoes Short Dog you so cold Youze a player from coast to coast Short Dog let 'em know Still spitting that game cadillac on???