Too $hort (too Short) - Way Too Real lyrics

[Too $hort:] Way Too Real, $hort Dog is just Way Too Real It's the T double O, some call me $hort I'm in the house once again from the east to the north You know the west is the best coast We got the best beats, we bump the best hoes Livin' life way too fast Start snitchin' & you might not last It used to be about old pimps & macks But now we got the young bucks tryin' to jack It's a stick up, put your hands up before you get bucked Got you for your watch, your link & your green stuff Everybody wants to be the man & when you are, you go straight to the pen Get rich quick schemes off dope fiends I know you know what I mean Makin' big money, livin' stoned to the bone Oakland, california is where we roam Hittin' this corner, that corner, everywhere Bumpin' fly young tenders with the real big hair Sa**y nasty, young a** freaks Wanna ride in my car & feel the beat We hit the motel, the head was swell Baby had back like a big ol' whale She told all her friends I did her, too She got dogged like scooby doo 'Cause in the land of macks we don't play that You wanna run your mouth, you get pimp slapped & you ask me just how I feel $hort dog's livin' Way Too Real. I'm livin' Way Too Real, b**h $hort dog in the house Can't help but live real. You know what I mean? Tell you some sh**, though. Been in the game for about 10 years or more Talkin' about sh** you never did before You know my mackin' is crackin' all of the time 24 7 spitting playboy rhymes I got a serious grind & it sure ain't fake You slang D, well I'm a slang a gang of tapes Something funky fresh for you to ride to, fool Bendin' corners in the old school I seen my homey father Dom & he said what's up? Ridin' in a supersport drunk as f** & when you see us, the clique is called The Dangerous Crew We wouldn't change it for you 'cause the game is true Some say that the dog can't rap But my bank account will prove that I make G's, so you can see these nuts, hoe Or get played like dominoes I used to f** a b**h from san jose Baby liked to freak all kind of ways She said I was the best, couldn't settle for less Had my name $hort dog tattooed on her chest After 3 months I called it quits She tried to pop that pregnant sh** But like a mack, I suprised her Dropped her a** off at kaiser Never would I let her put a baby on me I ain't the one, I'm step daddy I had to let her know just how I feel I'm livin' Way Too Real. Don't ever f** with Too $hort [scratched 4x] >from city to city, valley to valley Never seen another state on hit like cali- Fornia, where the hustlers play What you wouldn't expect happens everyday It's the wild wild west I'm speakin' about Where Clint Eastwood would get socked in the mouth 'Cause ain't nobody trippin' on ranks or stripes If you live the life, you gotta pay the price So many youngsta's die over punk sh** Small talk, a lotta dumb sh** & only God knows when you punch the clock Thought he was bulletproof & got shot It's either heaven or hell, him or me Locked in a cell or out on the street Every day on the ave another brother is k**ed For livin' Way Too Real. [Father Dom:] Well I'm chillin' & I'm willin' like a villian I be k**in' Coke is it but tonight I got the feelin' 'Cause it's about time for a real mack to step up Pimpin' ain't a thing so I swing on these heifers Never ever feelin' no remorse, of couse If you try to play me out, I'm a punch you in your mouth & rin tin I'll watch his chin just splatter Caught him with an uppercut, there goes his bladder My rhymes are fatter cause I said so I'm gonna recollect a neck, mic wreck check a hoe I'm makin' more dough than the average joe schmoe If she's frontin' on the p**y then the hoe got to go Out the back door, don't want to see you no more You ain't deep throat. So what you come here for? 'Cause in the 9 tre ain't no lagging or draggin' Bring your a** over, get prepared for the stabbin' Ain't no doubt that's how I feel Father Dom & the Playboy $hort, we're livin' Way Too Real. [echoes]