Too $hort (too Short) - Playboy $hort lyrics

Alright. b**h! Funky muthaf**in' fresh Some of that '93 old school sh**, hoe. Well I'm Too $hort baby, hear what I say I never do work but I always play 'Cause the game is life & I play the game So you never talk down on a player's name When I grab my mic I'm the one man crew Talkin' 'about me, wouldn't think about you When you heard Too $hort came to town You never would've thought I'd be lookin' down. On who? On you 'cause I'm so big Me & my money is all I dig I'm from the dangerous crew, we ain't no punk We take 24 tracks, drop the funk on your a** Beatin' like a dope fiend Back seat ridin' in a limosine Tellin' that freak all about me The creater of greater, s**er MC's Chillin' out in the oaktown singin' a rap No MC could rock like that Now I say it like b**hes say No MC could rock my way When I rap it's always great Wouldn't care if it was like or on a tape It's me, $hort, the one & only Spittin' that rap to all my homies You know about you, you know I'm a star When I rap too good I might take it too far Had the whole damn crowd goin' wild 'Cause I don't stop rappin' that's my style Too $hort baby from east oakland I got more hoes than I can count on my hand. You got women? Well I got more. You don't know? sh**, I'm Playboy $hort They call me playboy $hort known everywhere Had a life long dream to be a player Way too cold at a younger age It was every day, just make that page Still playin' the same, still young at the game Never talk down on a player's name 'Cause I'm big time, paid all my dues I'm rich & famous & way too cool People can't f** with the way I'm rhymin' They say it's too slow but it bought these diamonds Too $hort baby is the name I use A '93 lexus is what I cruise Clean from the start, I thought I was it I was cadillac slick in the dust I kick But the caddy got parked 'cause I'm ridin' new Eastside b**h, so I'm sidin' fool Money everywhere, all over the flow At the bank I'm known as Mr. $hort At the house I be chillin' gettin' some head Writin' raps all day, even in bed & them groupy a** b**hes love this sh** The funk rap master, made to fit Just her, I'm all in them guts Homeboy can't f** so I hooked it up But young women like you with your big round a**es Blind girls drivin' down the street called love Chasin' that man, who really can't stand Seein' your face so now you ran & you don't realize what you'll soon see The way makin' love is supposed to be With a player known as playboy too Rock a mic & a freak & you'll both be through Players play women who like to get played b**hed like you just tryin' to get laid But I like money & I get paid I do my duty & say good day I didn't want to make love, I'm not that fast What the hell, she's a freak, she even asked So let's go to my room, after the show Treat me like a pimp & pay me hoe You can s** my dick & I might sing Just love Too $hort, I'm everything So cool, my name is too Call it how you want but I won't call you Ring my phone & you might see Ringing my phone just won't get me 'Cause I'm hard to find & I get mine & if I was lookin' for you, I wouldn't be in line I'd be right on time in the right place Too $hort baby all in your face Talkin' 'about mine & what I want f**in' MC's with the dangerous funk I'm on my way, to the top So much rappin' I'll never stop & all that fame, you might claim Couldn't stand up by my rap name You might be good, I don't care I've been rappin' like this 13 long years I got more respect then you'll ever get 'Cause I don't stop rappin' & you know that sh** s**er MC's with your record deal Most tapes out now couldn't be real 'Cause your tracks ain't sh**, dreamin' 'about hits But you'll find out Too $hort don't quit When I grab my mic I'm the one man crew Talkin' 'about me, wouldn't think about you When you heard Too $hort came to town You never would've thought I'd be lookin' down... [fades out]