Too $hort (too Short) - Dangerous Crew lyrics

[Too $hort:] Tell 'em what we do in here, Dangerous... Get some drums from a break & then break yo' a** You want beats from the crew? We'll take yo' cash 5 G's for a muthaf**in' song & if you can't pay it, keep movin' on I'm into somethin' that your fake a** never can handle With your SP-12 & your raggedy samples Better stick with the James Brown & pay him 'Cause the JD 800 ain't even playin' Unless Pee Wee hit them keys Ant Banks on the beats, now we makin' G's $horty B got the ba** & we sellin' it sh** kinda fat like a muthaf**in' elephant Sample that sh** if you want You better try to sample this dangerous funk 'Cause ain't nobody trippin' on your fake a** tape Should've got some beats from my n***a Ant Banks But Banks ain't thinkin' 'about no weak sh** Now your goin' out like MC b**h & ain't nothin' worth k**in' like a s**er Why you wanna make fake beats, muthaf**er Should've came real like the Oakland city Beat your a** to d**h with a S950 It's not a James Brown loop, it's not Parliament But you can smell it cause it sho' got a funky scent It's called The Dangerous Crew, make you feel stupid Play a thousand records & you still can't loop it 'Cause it's not to be found, but if you do Nothin' you could try make you sound like the crew [Pee Wee:] Geah man Just another gangsta kickin' tha player pimp sh** for 9 trey When your with The Dangerous Crew b**hes wanna hang with you Think about the thing in you She can s** a thing or 2 n***as in other gangs wanna hang with you Learn your slang, made a few fools wanna slang, would you Tell them b**hes they sang or would you Lie to get that thing cause they gameless Them aimless, n***as get extinguished But they're just muthaf**ers Got b**hes duckin' s**ers When we come to town, mayn We rollin' fat with dank, ain't f**in' with that brown thing To $horty B & $hort, we goin' international f** the local fashion show n***as can't be broke Mhisani for the money f** a b**h until she dizzy & me & the bigged-Banks is gettin' perkin' off Aliz?Big Bob's down with the crew ready to do Any muthaf**er steppin' to F.M. Blue & Randy Austin Your lost when You thought that you can hang with this n***as, this is dangerous [Spice 1:] I'm committin' a 187 so give me the clip & let me - pow I'm down with The Dangerous Crew, so n***a, whatcha wanna do The alias East Bay Gangsta, you can catch me peelin' caps Known for k**in' every muthaf**er dead in my raps n***a, so give me the clip & let me pow one 'Cause everybody dyin' on this next f**in' album Dumpin' 'em up in ditches, k** the snitches Sell a Glock to a gee for these player hatin' b**hes Get's my smob on, get's my mob on & n***as be talkin' the sh**, but yo' I'm quick to get my rob on 'Cause peelin' your cap will put my dick on swoll Muthaf**er you b**h god damn a** hoe [Ant Banks:] It's the Big Bada** back on that a**, so it's on G I'm kickin' the funky sh** for the gangsta's only Straight dangerous, we cold mack the most Yeah b**h & we do that coast to coast Now all the macks in the house, just grab your dick & tell em funky co*k hoes to have a lick f**in' with the gin & juice, dick hard as a rock Hoes block to block. So what's up with the co*k? I gotta get it goin' on 'til I reach my peak With a late night freak everyday of the week Ant Banks, the hoes keep yellin' my name But I ain't trippin' 'cause a n***a got all the game From the streets of Oakland, the City of Dope & I'm hopin' that the hoes keep the p**y hole open To a n***a like me 'cause the p**y is free Never pay to play 'cause it's plain to see That the big dick gangsta's in the house & The Dangerous Crew's gonna turn it out So everybody out there that's talkin' sh** I'm a wash my name out your mouth with my dick Cause it's a dangerous thing & I thought you knew Boy, you can't f** with the crew [Mhisani:] Clinch your booty cheek, shut your eyes & grit your teeth Goldy's 'bout to explode, I put your sh** to cease I'm like the wick on a stick of dynamite Light me up when I find a mic & watch me flow real tight while your flowin' - kinda tight Goldy b**hes comin' tighter than some virgin p**y If I ever get loose & start s**in' please douche me The Dangerous Crew ain't no strangers to What these fingers do, hang his crew A cold dead n***a changes blue The skull & crossbones b**hes get tossed on, n***as get flossed on Take your mic & bury it like it's a lost bone If you was a p**y you'd get f**ed If you was a dick you'd get circumsized You better back the f** up or I hurt them eyes f** with Goldy you be hoe in' With your shoulder above your stomach in a bow tie Unbu*toned with your nipples showin' D to the A N G E R O U S is the true test In Oakland makin' the funk, so won't you stick to what you do best Keep a dick in your a** & keep your 9 to 5 & don't be runnin' & rappin' about you signed to Jive & I don't give a f** if it angers you f** you woodhogs, I'm down the $hort Dog & The Dangerous Crew b**h