Too $hort (too Short) - Blowjob Betty lyrics

Right about now in the place to be Too $hort baby Gettin' real funky with the muthaf**in' Dangerous Crew, b**h, with that old school. Too $hort baby, I'm so hard Pimpin' these hoes on the boulevard But I'm not here to tell you about me I got a little story about a nasty freak She's the kind of girl you think about in bed bl**job Betty givin' real good head Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw Sperm on her cheeks is all you saw She could blow more head than a whale blows water bl**job Betty make your dick get harder She's a one of a kind, a hell of a girl A trip & a half around the world Catch her gettin' busy, b**h wouldn't stop She's the kind of girl that make your toes pop Every time I used to see her, I would know what's up bl**job Betty better blow me up I remember the day when I first met her b**h kinda loose so I knew I'd get her Walked up to her said My name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' for Pimp is my game, I do it the best Hoe f** with me, she don't get no rest Well after that, I G'd the freak I used to stop by & f** about twice a week & from the very first time I went to her house Walked in the door & stuck my dick in her mouth $hort dog'll get b**hes anytime I wanna Got a big dick & lay it right on her tonsils Only stick it in about half way back 'Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck n***as always sayin' how they f**ed that b**h But I'm the only n***a that the b**h made rich Like any other tramp she loved to f** With any muthaf**er got nuts to s** I spit game to the b**h, just like this. Why you runnin' round s**in' all that dick for no money? It didn't take long to stay true to the game & get my pimpin' on But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe b**h ain't about money & she'll never know how to get it bl**job Betty was dumb A fiend for a f** & a mouth full of come She made money for a minute but she loved the s** So I cut the b**h loose like a old school 'vette. 6 months later, I'm still a pimp, I'm still a player One night at a club, she was puttin' in work All you had to do was step up to her She was in the bathroom sayin' one at a time Wasn't my b**h but she still was fine So I went in the back room, seen the b**h Slapped her on the head, said "You ready to switch?" & to the players out there Instantly, bl**job Betty started servin' me 'Cause the player I am 'til the day I'm dead I was sittin' on the sink gettin' some head It was all so good & much too true One young freak & a whole damn crew But then I shot that fatal nut Must of knocked that b**h on her a** She couldn't even breathe, she was holdin' her throat Me & my homies just hit the door My homeboy said $hort don't worry But that next day I read this story A young girl died just last night She choked on s**m in her windpipe It was on her face, her neck & chest & we're sorry to say there's no suspect When I saw that my brain clicked I bust a nut & k**ed a b**h It might sound sick, it might be petty But you never got s**ed by bl**job Betty! Betty! Betty! Betty! Betty! Betty! Betty! b**h! Yeah hoe, y'all n***as don't know though, that's it.