Too $hort (too Short) - Cocktales lyrics

*CHORUS* these are the tales the freaky tales these are the tales that i tell so well you dont like my dirty raps you can go to hell cause short dog's on the mic telling co*ktales H-E-A-D all you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p you just a big freak you better not complain when you hear these co*ktales and you hear yo name if you a fake b**h aint no thang i pick up the phone and call Denine if i call Marie, i know for a fact ill get s**ed in my drop top cadillac i met this freak named Naomi strait dick s**er worked me and my homie she had a girl friend her name was Vicky i pulled her to the side and let her s** my dick she was fine as f** but cant f** with Tina Tina Tina the s**m cleaner i took her to my house and i told her strip baby got freaky started doin the splits i said biotch do what you want cause a true blue mac won't even front i f**ed her wit my finger she tried to cum p**y so tight wouldnt give me none im sure Too $hort couldn't be no punk im tryin a get funky cause i love to funk my dick is big and her n***a had a little one i didnt f** her freaky a** but it was still fun i know you stop and wonder just what it is its the California lifestyle that i live see im from the crew dangerous b**h tellin everybody bout this freaky sh** i know this b**h name Annette you get her all alone and she'll s** yo dick hella freak won't say no fo sh** you and her all alone n***a thats yo b**h i know another freak her names Joanne i always get the p**y cause i know i can finest b**h around aint got no man every time she cross my mind i go f** her again shes like another freak named Christina b**h so dumb i named her misdemeanor cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb i took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth you know i did all that sh** she got my number if she beep me ima call that b**h and go digin them guts like a gardner if she start screamin ima f** the b**h harder cause *CHORUS* i meet the groupies hookers like Kathy f**in MC's cause shes so nasty see her backstage tryina throw that a** she just like to freak and she had to pa** me that p**y you cant stop the b**h let her roll on those and then drop her rich my name is short my game is long i freak these hoes and sing these songs i know a b**h named Stephanie do anything she can to have s** wit me she really dont bring out the best in me but i love her fine a** layin next to me shes like another freak named Nicole so damn sprung on my diamonds and gold i took her to my house she gave me the panties i f**ed her so good she told her friend named Angie Angie called me up about two weeks later talkin some sh** about do me player so i did her just like Tamera takin naked pictures with my polaroid camera next they told a b**h named Raquel got my skin all under her fingernails she was diggin in my back while i grind the sh** that was way back now i cant find the b**h but if i do ill probably do the same again break the b**h for everything cause i came to pimp im Too $hort baby i dont stop mackin i grab the microphone and i dont stop rappin you can bet yo life as i spit these raps ill be f**in em up like that biotch i know a b**h her name is Sheri i had to cut her loose cause she wanna get married p**y so good and i do mean very sometimes its shaved sometimes its hairy im Short Dog aint nothin nice yeah but make me mad and ill f** your wife have fun wit your b**h have her sprung on my dick i guess ill pull it out and just cum on your b**h like my other little tramp named Erica anywhere i wanna f** thats where i f** cause shes the frekiest b**h in America and everytime i get the p**y i just tear it up cause *CHORUS * BIOTCH and it dont stop to the beat