Too $hort (too Short) - Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' lyrics

Ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll Mother f**king sh** god damn a**hole Ain't nuthin like pimpin just don't quit Mother f**k you damn sh**head b**h My diamonds and the Lex say it's time to flow Wonder how I got rich, they say I rhyme too slow, so I'm from the "O" I for what I know And like I told your a** before you can f**k my hoe I ride nuthin but vogues, ain't hittin' no switches Top down in my Caddy just me and my b**hes With a Ziplock bag full of green weed I roll it all up 'cause I'm a fiend in need Of some dank smoke all up in my chest Dangerous Crew got the bomb, we don't smoke that stress 'cause we getting funky on album 9 I smoked a few joints b**h now I'm fine Studio's in a cloud Smelling kind of loud Nuthin like pimpin' n******g f**k Bill Clinton Make me the mother f**king president I'll make the White House a hoe house and all the pimps, To just Set up shops like they do in Vegas Legalize pimpin for all the playas Puttin fine a** b**hes in the streets and the hood Every year a n******g trade for a new Fleetwood You know I'm rollin, I can't be faking I come through and all your hoes I'm taking You know I'm rolling, don't do no simpin' I'm an Oaktown player ain't nuthin like pimpin Ain't nuthin like the pimp game you should know Never love a b**h or a hoe You fell in love with her though trying to get in them pants And the next thing ya know your baby momma's a tramp Don't get mad now n******g want to shove the b**h 'cause a year ago, you know, you loved the b**h Now your stomach's upset and your feelings are hurt She gotcha looking like an old banana peel in the dirt b**h, slipped up and hit your a** for a lick Talking that mother f**king baby sh** You'z a punk a** n******g can't you see Thatz the difference between n******gs like you and me I got b**hes, on my mind It's been like that for a real long time I know the way them hoes take your cash They let you f**k and make you pay up fast Trick n******g, why you wanna be like that Let them try for lent b**hes take your fat a** stack Couldn't tell them hoes nuthin but the punk in you 'cause they already know what they want from you Big bank, Ben Franklin, do the b**h just fine She'll be taking all of yours and can't f**k with mine I'm the M to the A to the C and K All you player hating n***as shouldn't be that way There ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll Mother f**king sh** god damn a**hole Ain't nuthin like pimping just don't quit Mother f**k you damn sh** head b**h Lights, camera, action, cut Hollywood look out the b**h is coming up She took acting cla**es 'bout to be on her way On a Greyhound bus from home to L.A. She said it wouldn't take long to make it to the top A few auditions land a job I was down in L.A., hit the club for a drink I'm a player a** n******g tell me what do ya think I walked up to the b**h in my clean a** suit And I told her, I've been watching you I peeped you out from the bar You must be a model or a movie star She said "No, but that's my dream. To see my face on the movie screen" I tell ya nothing but game came out my mouth She was talking 'bout agents, I was turning her out I said "Listen real close to what I'm saying. All you need is me; you don't need no agent" I'm a pimp a** n******g and the game don't stop "All you gotta do is f**k a few big shots, Cause if you can't do that, they're going to hold ya back" She was s**ing up the game, down to do all that She said "Short baby, I ain't no simp" But the n******g in the suit ain't nuthin but a pimp And all them white guys you had s** with They weren't big shots, they were nothing but tricks She came to me and said it just won't last I looked, and I laughed, and I kicked her a** 'cause all she wanted was the fame But you can't get sh** when you don't have game Guerrilla pimpin just let it roll Mother f**king sh** god damn a**hole Guerrilla pimps just don't quit I say mother f**k you damn sh**head b**h *MC Breed* Ain't nuthin like pimpin now you know I want a b**h thats an everyday hoe Just a Beyotch There ain't nuthin like pimp now you know I want a b**h thats a top notch hoe Just a Beyotch (Too $hort) Mother f**k you damn sh**head b**h Ain't nuthin like pimpin now you know I want a b**h thats an everyday hoe Just a Beyotch (Too $hort) Mother f**king sh** god damn a**hole There ain't nuthin like pimping now you know I want a b**h thats an everyday hoe Just a Beyotch (Too $hort) Say mother f**k you damn sh**head beyatch!! Mmm Mmm Mmmmmm (Too $hort) Mother f**king sh** god damn a**hole Nuthin but a pimp (Too $hort) Mother f**k you damn sh**head b**h Short Dogg ain't nuthin but a pimp (Too $hort) Mother f**king sh** god damn a**hole (Too $hort) Cuss words. Mother f**k you damn sh**head beyotch! Nuthin like pimpin now you know Ain't nuthin like pimpin so now you know (Too $hort) Beyotch!! There ain't nothing like pimpin now you know (Too $hort) Ain't nuthin like pimping damn sh**head b**h Ain't nuthin like pimpin so now you know (Too $hort) There ain't nothing like pimping god damn a**hole Ah (Too $hort) That's it n******g, there is no more. Life is... *Unknown Voice* Thatz deep. Yeah. That right. There ain't nothing like a b**h. Ain't nothing like a mother f**king, b*tch! You, nasty, once a month bleeding mother f**king nasty a** mother f**k it (Takes a deep breath) b*tch, I hate your mother f**king a**. You mother f**king Beeeeeeyoooootch!!! Beyotch!! And your momma too. F**k all yall. Hahahaha.