Too $hort (too Short) - U Stank lyrics

[George Clinton] The luscious b**h, she is true But it's not nice to fool Mother Nature The proud mother of God, like all hoes is jealous of her own shadow Who is this young big tawny b**h who wish to be queen for a day? Who would sacrifice the great grandsons and daughters of her jealous mother? By s**in their brain until their ability to think was amuptated? By pimpin their instincts until they were fat, horny and strung out? And her right to be kept queen of the universe Who is this b**h? [Too $hort] You get, somethin for nothin when you got to get the gas Spit the game in her ear tell her, get on the ave It's mind manipulation, in every situation There's a pimp and a ho, somebody roll this Dayton downhill, takin the easy way While the other brother say it should be this way Which one are you? Cause I was "Born to Mack" Since the day of my birth, I was sworn to that It's the P-I, M-P, that's in me You envy, how instantly I make ten G's And never lift a finger, makes you wanna bring a player to the show and get your clown Jerry Springer Blame the consumer's how I look at life It's just another day in a hooker's life With no tricks there's no pimpin It's like d** with no fiends, s** with no women [George Clinton] + (Too $hort) Down with the P-Funk, F-U-N-Kaich Down with the P-Funk, P-U Down with the P-Funk, F-U-N-K (beotch) Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy not? Let's funk until they smell it (Jump yo' a** in the tub, you stank) Let's funk until they smell it [Too $hort] I came through, the party was packed I saw three top notches, the rest was rats I could smell it, when I first touched down I saw yo' b**h, she wanna f** right now Quit actin scared, cause I just might get her Spend the night wit her, won't spend my life wit her My specialty, is runnin game But this ain't hide and go get it, I ain't playin I'm on a constant pursuit of panties She said she had a man, I said b**h can he stick dick to ya, give ya long slow strokes Or beat your p**y up 'til it smokes? Young girl lookin brand new, told me what her man do Fake-a** n***a, she can't stand you I took advantage of her, n***a f** you I know b**hes, I know just what to do I like fat girls, I had plenty Black and white, tall or skinny If you asked me, I won't change my mind I cain't marry you, I told you that the last time [George Clinton] + (Too $hort) + {DC} Let's funk 'em, let's funk 'em 'til they smell it {hah ha ha!} Hooha hoo ha, ho hoo hoo {let's funk 'em 'til they smell it!} (b**h!) {let's funk 'em 'til they smell it!} (Jump yo' a** in the tub, you stank) {let's funk 'em 'til they smell it!} (Jump yo' a** in the tub, you stank) Miss me with that sh** (Jump yo' a** in the tub, you stank) Miss me with that sh**.. .. b**h! Now, it happened A case of the miss me with that sh**s Miss me with that sh** - somethin stink! [Baby DC] Well I might be young but I bathe in Cristal b**hes they know the name, sling dick like pis-tal Cuff your b**h now 'fore we put her on tape With some, dick on her face screamin gimme a taste f** the rest of these n***az and b**hes that's like n***az (Man just get my motherf**in Rolex) Man f** that n***a I'ma pawn that n***a, I'm beyond that n***a If you ain't packin a pistol then run my n***a Cause we been to known to rip sh** up, so keep yo' chains up 'fore you lames get plucked, you shut the f** up Shut the f** up, 'fore I bust, two at your truck Draped in all black, two in the Coupe, you better duck (Who's that lookin through my window?) Blaow! Nobody now! You motherf**ers better lay it down B-A-B-Y capital D-C Virtual pimpin, we mackin in 3-D Miss me with that sh** Yeah that ain't no jive [George Clinton] + (Too $hort) Down with the P-Funk, F-U-N-K (Jump yo' a** in the tub, you stank) Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy not? (beotch) Down with the P-Funk, F-U-N-K (you stank) Down with the P-Funk, F-U (beotch) Down with the P-Funk, F-U-N-K (you stank) Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy not? P-Funk, F-U-N (Jump yo' a** in the tub, you stank) Down with the P-Funk, P-U (you stank b**h) (Jump yo' a** in the tub, you stank) (I smell ya, you stank) (Oh it's so funky, cause you stank, beotch) (Jump yo' a** in the tub, you stank) [George Clinton] Now you got me talkin n***arish So just color me like a n***a Peanut bitin on my tongue while I'm spillin n***a gibberish n***a got a habit of babblin broken english So make an american apple so a n***a won't be distinguished Perceivin me to be somewhat a common n***a? f** an AK-47, a millimeter Don't need a fresh hooker on my jock shootin drag Gettin paid ho Go rush some cash You went to school to still run in the street Back in the day, you know a raw n***a like me don't play I'm a blue B-L-A-C-K black-a** n***a s** my dick and make it bigger As I walk into the party I grab my goatin a** You see him and you love him, here you go ho hug him Walkin around here with your lips curled, makin me sick Actin like you got cla**, this here Sheba Makeba I said naw, disagree She was a beat the b**h, b**h I bet I'll beat yo' a** In a minute I'm a cuss I'm a n***a I don't give a motherf** Jam is biggerer, thickerer You a n***a, but I am n***a-er This is to be.. (spit it baby!) [Hey did you get that sh** on tape?] (It's on tape!) [Oh my God that n***a is cold dawg!] You see my pockets stay full, yours stay empty You say I look Kunta Kinte Blue black ain't sh** jack, I'm blacker than that Jet black, yeah I do smoke crack You and your b**h will get checked I have no respect for a skeezer I'll slap her in her muh'f**in face And it won't disgrace, this n***a [Oh yes!] (there it go) [Oh my God!] [n***a you got some sh** done]