Too $hort (too Short) - 16 Hoes lyrics

Oh, I mean I choose to call you ladies of leisure And I have like 16 *** to my name 16 ***, Tasha, Tameka 16 ***, Karoline and Keesha 16 ***, LaShonda, Shaquita 16 ***, Jane and Jelesa I got 16 ***, Mandy and Mindy 16 ***, Amy and Cindy 16 ***, Selena, Martina 16 ***, Rosa, Christina I got 16 ***, time is up If they choosin', line 'em up I'll sign 'em up, I'll sign 'em up I got a lot of *** and can't find enough I got 16 ***, can I get some more? I get a lot of love when I hit the door If I was 20 years old or 64 I'm like James Bond, I always get the h*** I got 16 *** If he paid that *** to s** his *** That's his business, you know what's up with this I ain't never paid a dime to f*** I got 16 ***, 16 flows Spit 16 bars, do 16 shows I got 16 ***, you can count 'em In the last 20 years, I made 16 albums 16 ***, Tasha, Tameka 16 ***, Karoline and Keesha 16 ***, LaShonda, Shaquita 16 ***, Jane and Jelesa 16 ***, Mandy and Mindy 16 ***, Amy and Cindy 16 ***, Selena, Martina 16 ***, Rosa, Christina 16 *** Who got freaks like me? You keep one in a *** with feet like me Not even Miami got Heat like me Only rich muh'*** doin' beats like me 16 *** and they all obey B*** talked back to me, got dumped in the face I flunked recess, I don't play Do you really understand? Alright, okay 16 ***, break brenzell with Phenzell Catch that ***, then brrrup me on my Nextel I could care less if you meant well Get ya a*** back on the track and slang that tail 16 *** and we a cute little family My h*** love me and they can't stand me Chubby wads of cash, my h*** hand me 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 plus 8 is 16 ***, Tasha, Tameka 16 ***, Karoline and Keesha 16 ***, LaShonda, Shaquita 16 ***, Jane and Jelesa 16 ***, Mandy and Mindy 16 ***, Amy and Cindy 16 ***, Selena, Martina 16 ***, Rosa, Christina I take 7 dumb *** and I put 'em in line Add 7 more *** that jock *** that rhyme Give me 7 more broads that got dough on they mind And that's 21 *** broke at the same time That ain't 16 ***, you need to add about 5 more And don't bring her here if she ain't a real live h*** Old school pimpin', don't call this a throwback And f*** a couple ***, I need a fo' by fo' pack 16 ***, now that's a number that fit me If they 'bout they business, sheezy you know where to hit me Jazze, tell 'em to keep it trill and don't *** They finna free Pimp C and he comin' with me, we need 16 ***, Tasha, Tameka 16 ***, Karoline and Keesha 16 ***, LaShonda, Shaquita 16 ***, Jane and Jelesa 16 ***, Mandy and Mindy 16 ***, Amy and Cindy 16 ***, Selena, Martina 16 ***, Rosa, Christina 16 *** When I was 16, used to *** hoodrats It's not a big thing A few years later did some major upgradin' See a top-notch, I say, "Hey, what's up, baby?" 16 ***, can't find your lost ***? She's probably with $hort playin' at the golf course Another ego, a hole-in-one The game ain't borin', my h*** are fun I got 16 *** all nicknamed *** Make Daddy happy, y'all get that d*** Since they're everywhere, you figure I'll stop Couldn't be a better player than me, I got 16 ***