Too $hort (too Short) - Paula & Janet lyrics

b**h! That's a trademark I was at my house not doing anything Half past ten I heard the phone ring When I picked it up, I said "Hello?" The b**h spoke up and said "What's up ho?" I said, "b**h, if you're fine it's my dick" Enough playing, who the f** is this? She said "Janet" I said "Oh" Met the b**h last week at my show I told her "Call me" and I gave her my card She talked dirty and my dick got hard That night I f**ed the b**h three times straight Next night we made another date I gave a concert and she came backstage f** a b**h, I'm trying to get paid But that puusy squeezed tighter than a vice grip f**ed around and met this other b**h Right out the back I told her "b**h let's go" Took the b**h to my limo even though Her friend said I'm ugly, I ain't even fresh She told her friend they f** the best Rushed the b**h to the back seat She pulled up her skirt and f**ed the sh** out of me She said her name was Paula, b**h turned me out Took my dick out the p**y, let me cum in her mouth She kept s**ing like a veteran, I couldn't handle it The limo door opened, it was Janet She jumped in the car, they started kissing and sh** I kicked back and let 'em have this dick I told the driver "Take me straight home" Then called my partner on the car phone I said "I'll hook you with a bad-a** b**h" Come to my house and don't even trip He came over and we served the hoes f**ed the b**hes like gigalos Paula and Janet will make you wet in your pants But to me, they're just two more tramps With some good a** motherf**ing p**y, no sh** Short Dog's in the motherf**ing house and I ain't even tripping, b**h