Too $hort (too Short) - If We Ain't f**in' lyrics

[Chorus:] If we ain't f**in', then tell me what we talkin' about f** all that talkin', you need to have a dick in yo' mouth If we ain't f**in', then tell me what we talkin' about You fakin' on the p**y. b**h you can get the f** out We should be f**in' right now now now… yeah We should be f**in' right now now now… yeah [E-40:] She's a, dick teaser, love tequila and reefer Stay high on Sativa. Today they call it Keesha She a Libra. Black and white like a zerba No hair on her beaver, but I ain't fittin' to eat her I'm havin' my choke, gettin' my bread, tryin' to convince her to give me some head Lettin' her know. I know she a pro, professional freak when she hittin' the bed I been around the world and back. b**h I'm a f**ing mac I'm comin' out with my strap. I'll slap you with this stack Talkin' all that yap. Talkin' all that sh** Talkin' all that slick talk like you somebody pimp I was raised, in the trenches, of the ghetto, of the ghetto Dripped in gold, but I didn't, win a metal, win a metal All my life I been playin' strings like Japetto, like Japetto Nothing nice, sold ice, cream Jaletto, Jaletto Why is you in my room at 3am, on the couch, bluffin'? You need to have a dick in yo' mouth if you ain't f**in'! [Chorus] [Too $hort:] I think about when, where, and how I chose the game Wanna make some real change gettin' rich in my reign Who's to blame? Ain't no pain, it ain't strange Tryina be a millionaire before rock c**aine Drivin' b**hes insane with my brother Wayne I ain't wanna gang bang it's a pimp thing, pimp thing A lot of woman in my life know exactly what I'm sayin' Cuz i give em good lovin' if they payin' It ain't gotta be a cash transaction she can wire the doe You wanna join the fam and stay solo? Solo Cuz we can never get enough we want mo' doe, mo' doe I got 3 other wifies that you know hoe I'ma keep it real all the time, all the time You like the way it feels when I grind? When I grind I bend you over thriller than your spine, than your spine Just let me know that you still wanna be mine, be mine (Cuz if we ain't…) [Chorus] [E-40:] Let me tell you how it went down… Ugh! I bumped this chick from San Rafeo Same color as yayo, her man was in jail, life without bail She was yoked as hell. Tail like a whale Cloud number 9. That's how she smell I told her I'm broke, we can't elope She thought it was hope, but the answer is nope Her panties were soaked. Every time that I spoke All she want is dick, so I gave her a quote [Too $hort:] Knocked two b**hes at the after party Other little b**hes start askin' 'bout me How we leave the club with these fine young broads? Old a** 1991 songs Ever heard of Too $hort the life long player Prolly try to give me some the next time I see her She wanna f** me and don't ask who's she Break a n***a off… b**h! Gimmie that p**y! [Chorus]