Too $hort (too Short) - B.I.G.P.I.M.P.S.I.S.I. lyrics

[Verse 1: Tela] Put that a** on a plane, first cla** not coach f** with her brain a little bit, befo' you show the ho the ropes Let her know everything you say and do is all true So even if ya lying she'll believe the plan is fool proof Clear blue skys coming through on Continental The game ain't changed, it's all the same you see it's quite simple Take her to the shop, you know, to get her hair and her nails done Even take her to the mall Buy her some pieces, some real nice ones Like Chanel suits and boots, never give the ho the loot Everything that she possesses has to come through you Even the petty, fetti that you keep ready Under the mat of your Eddie Bauer check it every hour Money, power And that's cool, but respect you'll earn So you gotta let this ho know or you might get burned She'll be like, "Um, I'm sore and tired and I can't dance" Put that a** back in the club cause she clowning you man That her plan [Hook] B.I.G. to the hump back I M to the hump back crooked letter I Crooked letter I Big pimps is out Big pimps is out [Verse 2: Tela] Call it "the sweetness" Got me some pieces That bring about three of the fo' on the weekends Customers, deacons Lawyers, shrinks and Some of them paying for time just to speaking They like my Angelita she's my bad Puerto Rican She's been known for getting at some without the freaking Man you need to see this This be n***as weakness Caught up in a pretty a** face but I'm a genius I let 'em all know it ain't your face, it's the doe And the only face that keep me in place is on my roll She brought back a light one Ho I need to ice one And if you ain't making up for this you need to heist one sh** that's it, you know they hustlers too Hustle n***as outta dick and make you think it's for you So you need to watch yo' gal like you watching yo' mail And you need to watch yo' mail like you watching yo' gal Oh it's hell [Hook] [Verse 3: Too Short] You know Short Dawg keep them b**hes broke They want a piece of money they go crazy fo' sho' I told you 'bout spoke holding all them hoes Got you at the shopping mall buying clothes n***a you too nice That's your motherf**ing problem All up in that stanky a** p**y with no condom Talking 'bout "I love you" 10, 20 times a day You gotta make her life better, you trying to find a way You need to quit it man Cut it out, stop it If your b**h ain't trying to no f**ing money in your pocket While you're financing that ho You ain't know? You ain't heard about the sh** she used to do befo' The b**h is sharper than a razor blade looking for a pay day A natural born hustler, trying to stay paid Now she got a beeper and a phone and a Lexus Big balling in Atlanta, L.A. and Houston Texas b**h [Hook]