[Verse 1] There ain't no bar, on the edge of town Ain't no guitar, with a lonely sound There ain't no band, playin' that song About some girl, that's been gone too long [Chorus] There ain't no trucks in Texas, ain't no football in the south Ain't no bourbon in Kentucky, an' I ain't drinkin' me some now Ain't no stars in California, Memphis never had the blues Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas, and I ain't missin' you [Verse 2] There ain't no phone, sittin' by my drink I don't hope it's you, every time it rings I don't care where you are, I don't wish you'd turn around that car I don't call your friends, I don't want to know, I don't regret lettin' you go [Chorus] And there ain't no trucks in Texas, ain't no football in the south Ain't no bourbon in Kentucky, and I ain't drinkin' me some now Ain't no stars in California, Memphis never had the blues Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas, and I ain't missin' you [Bridge] They don't get high in Colorado or party down in New Orleans Ain't no losers out in Vegas, ain't no Jack in Tennessee I ain't had me one too many, and if you believe that's true Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas, and I ain't missin' you [Outro] I ain't missin' you I ain't missin' you