Tony Hendra - Magical Misery Tour lyrics

I resent performing for you f**ers, Tell me, what do you know? A lot of f*ggot middle-cla** kids Wearing long hair and trendy clothes. Look, I'm not your f**ing parents And I'm sick of uptight hippies coming knocking at me door With a f**ing peace symbol Get this, got that I don't owe you f**ers anything. And all I've got to say is "f** you!" The sky is blue. And Mick Jagger I think that Mick's a joke with all his stupid f*ggot dancing I always did. Wiggling his arse, you know, its just a lot of bullsh**. And where does he come off saying all those tarty things about the Beatles? When every f**ing thing we ever did Mick tried to copy and you know we even wrote his second f**ing record for him No, the Stones, aren't the same in cla** as the Beatles, either music-wise or power-wise; they never ever were. Pardon me sir. Paul said he hated Yoko Tell me, why should Yoko have to take that kind of sh** - sh** from those f**ing sons of b**hes? George said she gave off evil vibes I should have beat the f**ing sh** right out of him, him with his f**ing Hari Krishnas. Me Auntie she tore up me f**ing poems She just threw the ba*tards out. I can't forgive her 'cause she didn't treat me like a f**ing genius. Look, you ba*tards, I'm a genius! Like Shakespeare and Beethoven and Van Gogh. Don't you DARE criticize my work! "Don't Worry Kyoko" is one of the f**ing BEST rock and roll records ever made! I'm a f**ing artist! I'm sensitive as sh**! I throw up before I go on stage! I could make a guitar SPEAK! If I could be a fisherman, I would, But I CAN'T because I'm a f**ing GENIUS! I was the Walrus - Paul wasn't the Walrus! I was just saying that to be nice, but I was actually the Walrus! You know that rubbish he's been singing? EASTMAN WAS AN ANIMAL! A fu*kING STUPID MIDDLE-CLASS PIG! I WON'T LET fu*kING ANIMALS LIKE THAT NEAR ME! Yoko is a supreme intellectual! I'll tell you why nobody likes her music because she's a woman, and she's Oriental, that's why! Where are you Mother? They're trying to crucify me! Genius is pain, Genius is pain, Genius is pain, Genius is PAIN!! YOKO!!!! MOTHER!!!! {​Fade out on howling and gutteral screaming) Yoko's voice: The dleam is over.