Tony Haselden - That's My Story lyrics

[Verse 1] I came in as the sun came up She glared at me over her coffee cup She said, "Where you been?" So I thought real hard and said "I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard" She said, "You don't know it boy, but you just blew it" And I said, "Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it" [Chorus] That's my story Oh, that's my story Well, I ain't got a witness, and I can't prove it But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it [Verse 2] I got that deer-in-the-headlight look She read my face like the cover of a book and said "Don't expect me to believe all that static 'Cause just last week I threw that hammock in the attic" My skin got so thin so you could see right through it And I stuttered, "Well that's my story and I'm stickin t-t-to it" [Chorus] That's my story Well, that's my story I ain't got a witness, and I can't prove it But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it [Bridge] You know the time comes when a wise man knows The best thing that he can do is just look her in the eye And beg for mercy and face the bitter truth [Verse 3] Well, honey, me and the boys played cards all night There wasn't no hanky-panky, not a woman in sight I know I should called, and baby I.. I'm really sorry But get a cellular phone and then you won't have to worry You know how much I love ya, darling, and I'm ready to prove it And that's my story and I'm sticking to it [Chorus] That's my story Oh, that's my story Well I ain't got a witness and ya know I can't prove it But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it [Outro] You know I ain't gonna do a thing, darling, unless you approve it And that's my story and I'm sticking to it