[Chorus:] I can't understand, I can't understand I can't understand, I can't understand (It's got me goin' crazy, things are goin' crazy) [Verse 1: Queen Latifah] Forgive me father for I have sinned I just destroyed another phony a** rapper again She wasn't causin' it She must be stupid as a fiend [?] I should have told the child 'You don't step to the Queen!' Perplexed and I'm vexed cause' everywhere I go People be flexin' expectin' me to wanna flow I don't play that, the only way that I would be playing is if I pay back And run the playback so whatcha sayin'? You don't wanna be a sista' in the name of rap And yet you wanna talk sh** and your style is wack I would have squashed it before and made the whole issue dead But now I'm phat, so it's off with your head Now The moral of the verse is your career is through And don't be f**in' with nobody who ain't f**in' with you If I was in yo shoes I'd let the BS start walkin' Next time there might not be no talkin' [Chorus] [Verse 2: Queen Latifah] A brotha pushed up on me at the movies one weekend He was on a quest and I was who he was seekin' And although I am Black and he was a Puerto Rican Ain't make no diff to me, so we continued to speak and We hit it right off and everything was on a roll Before I knew it, I fell in love with his soul "Aye papi! Aye!" Was the cry as he made love to me I was freaked by the way he used to do me And then one day when I was washin' our clothes A number fell outta his pocket and her name was Rose A number? Hmmm. That struck me kinda funny I lost my grip, I had to call up the honey "There was a chick on the side!" Oh no it couldn't be! "There was a chick on the side!" He's down with OPP? I gave you the whole shabang Just to find another woman hittin' my thang [Chorus] [Verse 3: Queen Latifah] Why the negative vibes? And why do people take bribes? I don't understand it, yo (I don't know) Why do bad people live? And why do good people die? Somebody gotta tell me why (I don't know) Why do people smoke crack? And why do White fight Black? What's that scenario? (I don't know) Why do hearts get broken? Why the chumps get choked? They know I ain't no joke (I don't know) Now, with the drums to the ba** to the piano to the horn It's a crazy a** life and that's my word, it's bond I'm tryin' to be as logical as I possibly can But for the life of me, you know I just can't understand What's goin' on sometimes So situations like this come out in my rhymes But Queen Latifah ain't gone just yet Cause' when it comes to masterin' confusion I'm a VET [Chorus]