Tommy Burnette - Dick Chaney hates Ghosts lyrics

[Intro] Dan: Tommy, I'm gonna rape you real good Tommy: If you do I'll k** you [Song Starts] Dan: Dude no joke, I think my house is haunted Dude no joke, I think my house is haunted It's probably because I'm a b**h, and I just want some attention It's probably because I'm a b**h, and I want attention Dude I fell out of a tree, and I hit my head I got no friends, because I'm a b**h Dude I got no friends, Dude I got no friends Dude I think my house is haunted, something stuck up my attic Something got my attic stuck up there, I think it's my dick Tommy get away from me, your a boy And I can't control myself, cuz I'm an addict I'm a ghostly addict, a drug addict Just kidding, ghosts can't be drug addicts But what if, I never get a chance To take dance, with Mr. Ghetto-long And what if, Tommy never comes out Then everyone 'ill know that he really gay Cuz he is Poop poop poop, crap crap crap crap sh** sh** sh** sh**, f** f** f** me Tra-la-log's a b**h, tra-la-log's a b**h Tra-la-log's a b**h, tra-la-log's a b**h Stalk stalk stalk Stalk-a-ton, Stalk stalk stalk Stalk-a-ton Stalk stalk stalk Stalk-a-ton, Stalk stalk stalk Stalk-a-ton Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Hey guys, let's make some bloopers Hey guys, let's make some bloopers Are you guys really snowed in, cuz if you are guess what I'm still gonna come to your house, and bu*t rape you I'm persistent cuz I'm invisible, and I'm a ghost I got no friends, cuz I'm dead Hey check out this chain, it's really chain-ey Kinda like a dick, Dick Cheney I know Tommy's a fan of Dick Chaney, cuz he like Penis I know Tommy, s**s Dick Chaney Dick Chaney hate's ghosts Dick Chaney will scare the Ghosts away He'll stop you're house from being haunted And you're gonna be, even though you're kinda gay You're a little b**h bag, Tra-la-longs a h*mo I hate that kid a lot, cus he's kind of a j** So he better f**ing laugh or I'll rip off his f**ing face I'm gonna k** him, yes I am because he's a b**h Dude, I think my house is haunted Just kidding I'm a little b**h, And I just want some attention Dude, I think my house is haunted Just kidding I'm a b**h, And I just want some attention Dude, I think my house is haunted Just kidding I just want some attention Dude, I think my house is haunted Just kidding I'm a b**h, And I just want some attention So I was walking the other day, and I saw a girl So I said hey want a ride, but I found out she was 5 years old So I picked her up and I, Knocked her out But then I realized she was a girl, I thought she was a boy Stalk-a-ton Stalk-a-ton, Ghost-a-ton Ghost-a-ton Crap crap crap, Penis penis penis penis Dude, I think my house is haunted Dude, I think my house is haunted Dude, I think my house is haunted Dude, I think my house is haunted But I'm a b**h, and I just want some attention So guess what bud, so guess what bud Guess what bud, guess what bud Guess what bud Stalk-a-ton Stalk-a-ton, Stalk-ah Stalk-ah Stalk-a-ton Stalk-a-ton Stalk-a-ton, Stalk-ah Stalks-ah Stalk-a-ton Dick s**er 1, dick s**er 1 Dick dick dick, dick s**er 1 Dick dick dick dick, [Growl] Dick s**er 1, Dick s**er 1 Dick s**er, pick up little girls That I think a little boys Penis penis penis penis This song isn't gonna work is it