Tom Wopat - Anything you can do lyrics

ANYTHING you can do, *I* can do better HA! I can do ANYTHING better than you No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can Yes I can Anything you can be I can be greater, sooner or later I'm greater than you No you're not Yes I am No you're not Yes I am No you're not Yes I am Yes I am! I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow I can live on bread and cheese And only on that? Yep You sound like a rat Any note you can sing I can sing higher I can sing any note higher than you No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can! How DO you sing that high? I'm a GIRL Anything you can say I can say softer I can say anything softer than you No you can't Yes I can *whisper*No you can't *whisper* Yes I can *switch to yell* YES I CAN!!!! I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker I can drink it quicker and get even sicker I can open any safe Without being caught? You bet That's what I thought, you crook Any note you can hold I can hold longer I can hold any note longer than you No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can No you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't Yes I can Yes IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can Yes you can Where do you keep all that air? Uhh Ohh Anything you can say I can say faster I can say anything faster than you Noyoucan't YesIcan *becomes too fast to hear* I can jump a hurdle I can wear a girdle I can knit a sweater I can fill it better I can do most anything Can you bake a pie? No Neither can I Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter I can sing anything sweeter than you No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can No you can't Oh yes I can No you can't, can't, can't Yes I can, can, can No you caaaaannnnnnnnn't Yes I caaaaaannnnnnnnn't