Tom Smith - I Had A Shoggoth lyrics

I had a shoggoth, he pleased me But drove me to insanity Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI I had a minion, he pleased me Got victims for my laboratory Minion went YES, MASTER Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI I had a zombie, he pleased me With his decaying anatomy Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ Minion went YES, MASTER Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI I had a werewolf, he pleased me Devoured every cat he'd see Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ Minion went YES, MASTER Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI I had a mummy, he pleased me And taught me Egyptology Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ Minion went ABBY SOMEBODY Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI I had a hunchback, he pleased me Got Esmerelda sanctuary Hunchback went THE BELLS Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM Werewolf went HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ Minion went YES, MASTER Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI I had a vampire, he pleased me But at my parties he wouldn't drink... tea Vampire went GOOD EVEN-ING Hunchback went THE BELLS Mummy went MMMM... DONUTS Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ Minion went IT'S STILL WARM Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI I had an Old One, he pleased me In R'lyeh sunk beneath the sea Cthulhu went BLUGGA BLUGGA BLUGGA Vampire went GOOD EVEN-ING Hunchback went THE BELLS Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM Werewolf went RRUFF RRUFF Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ Minion went YES, MASTER Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI I had a Cylon, he pleased me But then he turned into a she Cylon went BY YOUR COMMAND Cthulhu went BLUGGA BLUGGA BLUGGA Vampire went CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT, SHUT UP! Hunchback went THE BELLS Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL Zombie went CHEETOS Minion went YES, MASTER Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI I had a Dalek, he pleased me But stairs would make him really cranky Dalek went EXTERMINATE Cylon went BY YOUR COMMAND Cthulhu went BLUGGA BLUGGA BLUGGA Vampire went GOOD EVEN-ING Hunchback went THE BELLS Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM Werewolf went HERE KITTY KITTY Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ Minion went NOT THE RED ONE! Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI I had a Sith Lord, he pleased me But I hated his prequel trilogy Vader went KHSHHHHH-HHHOSHHHHH Dalek went EXTERMINATE Cylon went I FEEL PRETTY Cthulhu went BLUGGA BLUGGA BLUGGA Vampire went GOOD EVEN-ING Hunchback went CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ Minion went YES, MASTER Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI I had a Dark Lord, he pleased me But he couldn't beat Harry and Hermione Riddle went AVADA KEDAVRA Vader went LUKE, YOU KISSED YOUR SISTER Dalek went IT IS NOT A TOILET PLUNGER Cylon went DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT? Cthulhu went Pf*gH! Calimari.... Vampire went TWELVE BEAUTIFUL VERSES Hunchback went OUT THERE.... Mummy went MMMM CHOCOLATE Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL ME OF LONDON Zombie went NOT EAT EYES Minion went WHAT HUMP? Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI I had Galactus, he pleased me But he ate my planet casually Galactus went CHOMP