Tom Rosenthal - Toby Carr's Difficult Relationship with Tuna lyrics

He put it on his toast and those he liked the most He stole it from his cats and from the fishmonger He would run fast as he could his hat blew off in the wind He was a rapscallion it all was a game it all was a game. Oh Toby Carr has got a difficult relationship with tuna In his school photo he held one high above his head So the future boys could see what he had done done done. Oh Toby Carr has got a difficult relationship with tuna In the dead of night, he drew them high on city walls In the light of day he showed the girl he loved Love love loved Oh Toby Carr has got a difficult relationship with tuna Oh the love did end, one day he found them sickening So he threw them all far into the sea They swam away from him, to the lows to the lows He waved goodbye to them from the coast, from the coast.