Tom Plotkin - Dancing Is Not A Crime lyrics

Ren Dancing is not a crime Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Ren Ever since the dawn of time If anything, everybody had The right to howl at the moon And to move all night Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Ah-ooo Move all night Ren When folks were tribal - Back before the bible - They were liable to dance When the crops came in Or they'd pull out all the stops When the earth would spin Or maybe Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard What? Ren They had a battle to win So they'd go thumpin' on a tree trunk (thump, thump, thump, thump) Grooving to the free funk Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Yeah! Ren And just like that Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard In nothin' flat Ren There'd be hands clappin' Toes tappin', feet flappin' Dogs yappin' Hey! Hey! I coulda told you that would happen They would dance Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard They would dance Ren Every time they had the chance Whatever the season Or circumstance They found a reason to throw a Party in their pants And they'd dance Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Wow! They would dance Ren Yeah, dance Yeah! Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard They would dance Ren Oh, dance Dance Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard They would dance Ren Yeah, dance Dance Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard They would dance (gavel raps) (Ren opens a Bible) So if you've heard about Adam and Abraham, you will Remember this guy from the Book of Sam-uel. David? Y'know, Kind David? Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Dave Ren He make a science outta Knockin' out giants Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard The bigger they come The harder they fall Ren He didn't like math or Geography, but, check Ren, Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Check this out: This out: Ren He loved choreography! (Ren does a few steps) Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Careful, Ren There's a law Now what were you saying To Reverend Shaw? Ren Right here, in black and white Says he was "leaping and dancing With all of his might" Ren, Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Leaping and dancing Leaping and dancing In front of his Lord Ren But David wasn't doing it For some reward Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard No, no, no, no Ren It might sound odd But David thought it brought him Closer to God So he would dance Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Hal-le-lu Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Every time he had the chance Ren, Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Whatever the season Whatever the season Or circumstance or circumstance Ren He found a reason to throw A party in his pants In his pants And he'd dance Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Par-tay! He would dance Ren So dancing doesn't always Make you do nasties Look at the Book of Ecclesiastes Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Okay Ren There's a time to laugh A time to weep Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Boo-hoo Ren There's a time to plant A time to reap Ren,Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard And there's a time To dance to dance Ren It says it right here right here Right here Man doth dance Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard And it was good And if the Bible tells me so Then what have I got to fear? Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Got no fear Ren We only wanna kick our heels And I betcha ev'ry one of you knows How that feels I betcha do Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard They do Ren Uh huh I betcha do Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard They say they don't But we know they do Ren People been dancing Since God knows when And that's the way It should be again So let's dance Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Hal-le-lu REn Ev'ry time we get the chance Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Let's dance Ren Whatever the season Or circumstance Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Find a reason to throw Ren Find a reason That party in your pants And then Dance Dance Amen Whatever the season Dance dance dance dance Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Dance dance dance dance Ren, Garvin, Jeter, Bickle & Willard Whatever the season Or reason Or reason It's pleasin' It's pleasin' To dance To dance