Tom Paxton - Bobbit lyrics

Oh, my wife's name is Lorena And you really shoulda seen her She is beautiful is what I always said My name is John Wayne Bobbitt I work hard at my job It was my right to have a little fun in bed She wasn't in the mood then And I must've gotten rude then And I guess I got a little out of line I was finished; I was sleeping When Lorena came in creeping And she took something important that was mine Yes, my angry little wifey Took her little kitchen knifey And she did a little homemade surgery She took the knife I bought her She made me a little shorter And she took off with the very best of me She jumped into her Toyota She took off with my promoter And she knew how much I missed her when she'd gone Then Lorena told a coppy Where she'd flung my little floppy And a very kindly doctor sewed it on I got back my little buddy It's my little understudy And it's going to work, according to reports But it cowers and it cringes And it's tender round the hinges So I guess I'd better keep it in my short