Tom Paxton - S'pose My Toes Were Noses lyrics

S'pose my toes were noses Phew! I'd smell my feet What would they do Inside my shoe That would not smell too sweet My nose is in the best place Right in the middle of my face I'm kinda glad That things worked out that way S'pose my ears were elbows They'd be down my shirt When they'd bump With an awful thump My gosh! How that would hurt My ears are in the best place On the sides of my face I'm kinda glad That things worked out that way What if I found my navel In the middle of my chin What if my lips Were on my hips What a fix I would be in S'pose my eyes were eye teeth What a way to be I'd have to say, Ha! I'd have to go, Ah! Whenever I wanted to see My eyes are in the best place In the middle of my face I'm kinda glad That things turned out that way What if I found my navel In the middle of my chin What if my lips Were on my hips What a fix I would be in S'pose my toes were noses Phew! I'd smell my feet What would they do Inside my shoe That would not smell too sweet My nose is in the best place Right in the middle of my face I'm kinda glad That things worked out that way I'm kinda glad That things worked out that way