Tom Paxton - My Dog's Bigger than Your Dog lyrics

My dog's bigger than your dog My dog's bigger than yours My dog's bigger and he chases mailmen My dog's bigger than yours My dad's tougher than your dad My dad's tougher than yours My dad's tougher and he can yell louder My dad's tougher than yours I'm not afraid of the dark anymore I can tie my shoes I have been to the country And I am going to school Our car's faster than your car Our car's faster than yours It has a louder horn, it bumps other cars, Our car's faster than yours My mom's older than your mom My mom's older than yours She takes smelly baths, she hides the gray hairs My mom's older than yours I'm not afraid of the dark anymore I can tie my shoes I have been to the country And I am going to school