Tom Paxton - Ketchup lyrics

I bought a big tomato at the grocery store And everybody wondered what I wanted for I put it in the mixer and I turned the mixer on It went around ‘round ‘round till I knew that it was done It made ketchup It made ketchup Put it on a hot dog, put it on a burger Put it on your sister and she'll holler bloody murder Yeah, ketchup Yeah ketchup I bought a dish of ice cream from the Good Humour man I took it in the kitchen and I put it in the pan When everyone was sleeping I came slipping on down I took it from the freezer and I spread it all around It made ketchup Sweet ketchup Put it on a hot dog, put it on a burger Put it on your sister and she'll holler bloody murder Yeah, ketchup Yeah ketchup Nothing else will tickle my taste buds Nothing else will hit me just right A burger, a pup, I like to cover it up With the slow and sloppy gourmet delight I saw a nifty movie on the V.C.R. They were fightin' space invaders from a far-away star Lots of laser beams and there were d**h-ray shots And just to make it perfect there was lots and lots and lots and lots Of ketchup Yeah ketchup Put it on a hot dog, put it on a burger Put it on your sister and she'll holler bloody murder Yeah, ketchup Yeah ketchup Nothing else will tickle my taste buds Nothing else will hit me just right A burger, a pup, I like to cover it up With the slow and sloppy gourmet delight I bought a big tomato at the grocery store And everybody wondered what I wanted for I put it in the mixer and I turned the mixer on It went around ‘round ‘round till I knew that it was done It made ketchup It made ketchup Put it on a hot dog, put it on a burger Put it on your sister and she'll holler bloody murder Yeah, ketchup Yeah ketchup Don't want no mustard Give me ketchup Please pa** the ketchup