Tom Milsom - What Did You Do lyrics

What did you do To get some Job like that what Did you do Did you sleep with the Branch manager What did you do To get a job like that Did you try your very best To be the best one you could be Did you try your very best Hand in a nicely justified CV What did you do To get that job What did you do to get the job that you wanted You're spending evenings looking after cats And I'm alone with creepy looking rats What did you do, what did you do DId you s** a dick or two What did you do what did you do Did you try real hard to do your best Cause I wanted that And now I'm cleaning up after rats What did you do What did you do I wish that I was you