Tom MCool - #UKwasDumber (Brexit Song) lyrics

[Intro] UK is so dumb Voting out of Europe, so dumb It's like cutting your own legs off, so dumb Brexit, shaking my head, so dumb [Hook] What ever you now do bro UK was dumber, for sure Even dumber than Americans And hell, you know that's a statement UK people did even more bullcrap Justa bunch of lonely island douchebags With they' crappy teeth, following the Farage Giving way to Scottish, Irish independence [Verse 1] British a**holes now your Pound Sterling is worse Than the Man. City player with the same name, you Jerks Yelling: "Make our kingdom great again!" Even Donald T. ain't a G like Cameron Thug life driving country into abyss, then resign Protest votes by the elderly, oh my There's more Rednecks in England than in Texas Now economy's gonna crash, you won't collect taxes [Hook] What ever you now do bro UK was dumber, for sure You can even jump of rooftops Expecting yourself to lift off UK people did even more bullcrap Justa bunch of lonely island douchebags With they' crappy teeth, following the Farage Giving way to Scottish, Irish independence [Verse 2] In USA they sell guns to the mentally disabled England thought with Brexit migration's gonna be disabled But all them crappy immigrants ain't from Europe Oh man, Britain is just so dumb They setting sail from Pakistan or India Your UKIP ba*tard sh** went too far Now I wish for you the worst financial crisis ever Then crawl back to Angela and beg her To take you back like the cheating husband you were But she's like Taylor Swift says: "never ever, back together" [Bridge] I took a loan to bet in the casino, UK was dumber I won't vaccinate my kids, UK was dumber I think the government controls weather, UK was dumber Hell, I voted for Donald Trump, UK was dumber I think Wrestling is real, UK was dumber UK was dumber [Hook] What ever you now do bro UK was dumber, for sure Even dumber than Americans And hell, you know that's a statement UK people did even more bullcrap Justa bunch of lonely island douchebags With they' crappy teeth, following the Farage Giving way to Scottish, Irish independence [Outro] UK is so dumb Unbelievably dumb UK was dumber