Tom McFadden - Tycho Brahe vs. Johannes Kepler lyrics

Chorus: [Brahe] I got data [Kepler] I got theories Found three natural laws, man you can't come near me Got theories [Brahe] I got data… That you needed for your theories so quit being a hater Verse 1: [Brahe] I'm Tycho. I'm rich. Literally. Mentally Sickest moustache in the 16th century I've got data on the sun and the stars I write verses on Venus, yo, I spit Mars Bars [Kepler] Last name Kepler. First name Johannes Tryin to find order in the orbits of the planets I got theories based on hella calculations While you're too busy chillin' with your ladies and libations [Brahe] Yeah – haha I know. My parties are nice I'm getting' data every night. Man I'm so precise I'm out in the field while you're sittin' on the sofa Do science like I'm supposed to, findin' supernovas Showed the heavens do change. Got Aristotle mad at me I've got a whole solar system model named after me [Kepler] But that Tychonic model was whack You were so off track. That ain't where the sun's at Cuz the sun attracts from the center Word to Copernicus. My rhymes are so murderous The only reason anybody's heard of you Is cuz you got no nose, no flows, and no clue Chorus Verse 2: [Brahe] You're nothing Jo Jo. You were my a**istant [Kepler] You asked me to be! So why the resistance To show me your data? [Brahe] You can kiss my astronomy goodbye Cuz you were there to do math Plus your mom was a witch – and you were kinda creepy [Kepler] At least I didn't die from holding in my pee pee I feel this deeply: you're arrogant and full of flaws I'm the one who had three planetary laws After you died I got your data moving swiftly Law #1: planets move in ellipses Law # 2, after #1: A planet speeds up when it's closer to the sun Law #3: The planets that are further Take way longer to make a full circle 88 days for Merc. 29 years for Saturn [Brahe] Whatever. Does that pattern really matter? [Kepler] Yeah, it does now.. for any space travel Or anything that requires a satellite [Brahe] Aight. I guess we're both kind a cool then What with ushering in a science revolution