Tom Lehrer - Wiener Schnitzel Waltz (Medley) lyrics

Now to continue with the love song, here we have the viennese waltz type of the franz lehar/johann strauss school, conjuring up images of gaily waltzing couples and probably stale champagne drun M sweaty slippers. this example is called the wiener schnitzel waltz Do you remember the night I held you so tight As we danced to the wiener schnitzel waltz? The music was gay, and the setting was viennese Your hair wore some roses (or perhaps they were peonies) I was blind to your obvious faults As we danced 'cross the scene To the strains of the wiener schnitzel waltz Oh, I drank some champagne from your shoe I was drunk by the time I got through I didn't know as I raised that cup It had taken two bottles to fill the thing up It was I who stepped on your dress The skirts all came off, I confess Revealing for all of the others to see Just what it was that endeared you to me I remember the night I held you so tight As we danced to the wiener schnitzel waltz Your lips were like wine (if you'll pardon the simile) The music was lovely and quite rudolf frimly I drank wine, you drank chocolate malts And we both turned quite green To the strains of the wiener schnitzel waltz