Three nights ago, I was at a disco Man, I was born to bump, yes, I was rarin' to go This big fat woman bumped me on the floor She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go Then she did the dip, almost broke my hip She was gettin' me down, that chick was gettin' me down She wanted to bump some more but I told her, no You done knocked me down once You done knocked me down once I said, if you wanna dance Find yourself a big fat man Ya'll get on down Ya'll go and get on down Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman She came over to me, snatched me outta my seat She wanted to get on down, still wanted to get on down I told her just to leave me alone I said I ain't gettin' down, you done hurt my hip once I know what to do, you gotta bump with you I don't feel like gettin' down, I don't feel like gettin' down She just shook her head at every word I said She wanted to get on down, that woman wanted to get on down She did that dip again I hit the floor again She was gettin' down That woman was gettin' down I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman, no, no Bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman, no, no Bump no more with no big fat woman, listen to me Bump no more with no big fat woman