Tom DeLonge - When You f**ed Grandpa lyrics

[Intro: Tom Delonge] Unos, dos, tres, cuatro [Verse 1: Mark Hoppus] When you f**ed grandpa, did he tell you that he loved you Did he hold you 'till the sun did rise And did he look into your eyes And ask you to fel**te him, and stick a finger or two in his a** [Chorus: Mark] He seems like a total a**hole Grandpa is a total f**ing a**hole Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his a**? He rubs his dick in broken gla** [Verse 2: Mark] When you f**ed grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender? Did he tie your hands behind your head And was it on your mother's bed? [Interjection over Chorus: Mark] This is f**ing stupid man I can't believe you'd have s** with your own grandfather I mean, you guys are related! What's he going to do? Take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, you like to f** him in the bu*t and Have people come in and watch and masturbate And cum all over the place? This is stupid. I hate you all I'm not even going to have s** with my mom tonight, man This is stupid! I hate you