Tom Coyne - Skypager lyrics

[Intro: Q-Tip] Do you know the importance of a skypager? Uh, uh, uh, uh [Verse 1: Q-Tip] Those who don't believe, see you're laid behind Got our skypagers on all the time Hurry up and get yours cause I got mine Especially if you do shows, they come in fine If you're with a G and you're sippin wine Eatin cacciatore with a twist of lime Gotta meet your lover at a quarter to 9 Joint by base, then you get your high [Verse 2: Phife Dawg] If you get your high, then mines is next The 'S' in skypage really stands for s** Beeper's goin off like Don Trump gets checks Keep my bases loaded like the New York Mets At times I miss the pager so you don't get vex Havin bad days like a voodoo hex Conceptually, a pager is so complex That I be standin by the phone ready to flex [Hook] Welcome, wel-wel-welcome to the new skypager Wel-welcome to the new skypager Welcome to the new skypager, new skypaper Enter telephone number or other numeric message [Bridge: Q-Tip] Uh, so funky Uh, so funky Uh, so funky Uh, so funky [Verse 3: Phife Dawg] The batteries I use are called Duracell They last for three weeks so they do me well Don't be goin through no phases my joint stays on 24-7, from dusk til dawn If you're in Costa Rica on a sunlit beach You greed for the Phifer, I can be reached A number of importance, I just put it on lock You leave code '69", that means you want some (co*k) [Verse 4: Q-Tip] People tend to think that a pager's foul Well it kinda is cause it makes me scoul But it really hurts when you're on the prowl Brothas know it hurts when you're on the prowl Grabbin on my joint cause I'm an eager owl Get paged by a G or a business pal My sh** is overflowin, they won't allow Another page, so I'll just end this now [Outro] (Message sent, thank you for calling skypager)