Tom Chapin - Don't Play With Bruno lyrics

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Tom Chapin - Don't Play With Bruno lyrics

Shirley and Sue were swinging on a swing Two best friends whispering: Sue: Don't play with Bruno. Bruno is a dweeb Shirley: A dweeb, what's a dweeb? Sue: Oh you know... like Bruno Shirley: Shhh here he comes Bruno: Hi girls, I'm digging a hole Want to help? Sue: No thanks Bruno: Oh, okay. Bye So he walked to the edge Of the great green hedge And began to dig his hole Bruno: Yup Down the drive came Mike and Mike On a red bike and another red bike Mike and Mike: Hey girls, where's Bruno? Oh neat! Look at that hole, he's down 3 feet! Shirley and Sue: Don't play with Bruno Bruno is a dweeb Mike and Mike: A dweeb, what's a dweeb? Shirley and Sue: Oh you know... like Bruno Bruno: Hey, I found a horseshoe Mike and Mike: A horseshoe! Wow! Bye So Mike and Mike and the bike and the bike Rode over to the hole Mike and Mike: Neat! Out of the house came Baby Gail With a plastic shovel and a plastic pail Baby Gail: I'm gonna dig with Bruno And Mike and Mike But the big girls called the little tyke Shirley and Sue: Baby Gail Don't play with Bruno. Bruno is a dweeb Baby Gail: A dweeb, what's a dweeb? Shirley and Sue: Oh you know... like Bruno Bruno: Hey, I found a tractor! Baby Gail: What's a tractor? Bruno: And it still runs! Baby Gail: Wow! Bye bye So Baby Gail with her shovel and her pail Ran over to the hole A jeep pulled up in a cloud of dust A man jumped out with his suit all mussed Dr. Leakey: I'm Dr. Leakey from the museum I seek young Bruno. Did you girls see him? Shirley and Sue: We don't play with Bruno Bruno is a dweeb Dr. Leakey: A dweeb, define dweeb! Shirley and Sue: Oh you know... like Bruno Bruno: Hey, we found a lost city! Dr. Leakey: A lost city! Good show! Bye So Dr. Leakey jumped in his jeep And drove up to the hole Dr. Leakey: Significant! Shirley stopped swinging and said to Sue: Shirley: I'd like to see that city, too Sue: Shirley, we can't play with Bruno Bruno is a dweeb Shirley: But what is a dweeb? Sue: Don't you know? Shirley: No. I don't know! So Sue and Shirley tiptoed slowly Over to the hole Shirley and Sue: Hello? Bruno: Hey girls, am I glad to see you! Shirley and Sue: You are? Bruno: Come on down And help Baby Gail with this dinosaur!