Todrick is my name And I'm here to play a part in your game Hopped a plane, took a train Just to claim my fifteen minutes of fame And to see Kara, decked and dressed Simon's face lookin' so unimpressed Sitting there like a bump on a log Randy what I gotta do to be your dog? Tell me do I have to dress up like I'm from A crazy house or sing like William Hung For you to see There's some potential in little old me And tell me do I have to get down on my knees In my 300-dollar jeans Cause I would If it meant to me then maybe you could Just send me to Hollywood