Todd Snider - Alright Guy lyrics

You know just the other morning I was hanging around in my house I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked, I was checking it out Just then a friend of mine came through the door Said she never pegged me for a scumbag before She said she didn't ever wanna see me anymore And I still don't know why I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm an alright guy I just wanna live until I've gotta die I know I aint perfect but God knows I try I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm alright Now maybe I'm dirty and maybe I smoke a little dope It aint like I'm going on T.V. and tearing up pictures of the Pope I know I get wild and I know I get drunk But it aint like I gotta bunch of bodies in my trunk My old man used to call me a no good punk And I still don't why I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm an alright guy I just wanna live until I've gotta die I know I aint perfect but God knows I try I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm alright You know just the other night these cops pulled me over outside a bar They turned on their lights and ordered me out of my car Man, I was only kidding when I called 'em a couple of dicks but still they made me do the stupid human tricks Now I'm stuck in this cell with a bunch of dumb hicks And I still don't why I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm an alright guy I just wanna live until I've gotta die I know I aint perfect but God knows I try I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm alright I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm an alright guy I just wanna live until I've gotta die I know I aint perfect but God knows I try I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm alright