I had a vicious thought, a vicious thought Like you never had a vicious thought before Like you never in your life had a vicious thought before Not once in your life Cast the first stone, cast the first stone Let the righteous among you cast the first stone I told a pointless lie, a pointless lie Like you never told a pointless lie before To make yourself look good, you never told a pointless lie before Not once in your life I did a half-a**ed job, a half-a**ed job Like you never in your life did a half-a**ed job I was a fool for a kiss, a fool for a kiss Like you never in your life was a fool for a kiss Please do not complain to me of moral relativity Spitefulness induces me to go on with the litany Please do not complain to me of moral relativity The crimes of others you deplore But of yourself, you don't keep score I did a sickening thing, a sickening thing Like you never did a sickening thing before Like your body never made you do a sickening thing before I cursed an evil god, an evil god Like you never cursed an evil god before Like you never in your life cursed an evil god before I screwed over a friend, I screwed over a friend Like you never in your life screwed over a friend I had a pompous attitude, a pompous attitude Like you never in your life had a pompous attitude